![]() ![]() "Here's me being a spokesman for Bosley hair restoration last year: Say that outloud to yourself: "Besides Justin Timberlake, Joey Fatone is the most successful member of 'N Sync." I am the second most-successful former member of 'N Sync and I am Joey Fatone. While you're all on hiatus, Harry will record some dope singles with Beyonce, Ryan Adams and Wiz Khalifa, come out with a killer solo album produced by Pharrell and Timbaland, cut his hair, dye his hair, do a second less awesome album, let his hair grow super long and wear it in two braids, crush a self-effacing cameo in a Judd Apatow movie, buzz his hair and release a third, self-produced album on which he hints at being bisexual that everyone will call his "best work." "The rest of you are fucked. I just wanted to congratulate you guys and wish you well! I'm sure 2016 will be a wonderful time for everyone from One Direction to pursue some independent projects before regrouping as a stronger band one year later! Here's to spreading your wings! "HAHAHAHA, PSYCH. This weekend, while sitting on the toilet and crying (I LOVE MY LIFE!!!) I flipped through my iPhone and saw that you'd announced a "one-year hiatus" beginning in March. It's Joey Fatone, former member of 'N Sync and current announcer on Family Feud, the job I've always dreamed of. "Dear Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan and Harry Styles, "Hey guys. We won't keep you any longer from this precious letter, pearls of cynical wisdom imparted from generation to generation: ![]()
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